Jersey Girls Don’t Pump Gas
Have you heard? I’m a southern belle now, y’all. I’ve left the land of landfills and urban sprawl for quieter pastures. For a quiet island, to be specific. It’s a different world down here. I haven’t found a decent slice of pizza since I’ve ventured below the Mason Dixon line, but I’ve seen more gun and ammo shops than Snooki’s seen the inside of Seaside Heights motel rooms. I like island life, yet it means if I need something more than a kayak rental, I have to drive for it. The only game in town is a Walmart, and by … Continue reading