Have Your Ice Cream And Eat It, Too!
The neighborhood ice cream truck driver loathes my family. I have that dreaded clan of children who love to chase down the truck but never buy a thing. They are the Big Tease. They are that posse of kids who would just die for a popsicle created in the image of Sponge Bob or Dora, with eyes made of miniature gumballs, yet they were born to a mother too neurotic about sugar to allow her children to eat "real ice cream" more than once a month, if not once in an entire summer. Not to mention my frugality. Why spend … Continue reading