First, they lifted the brochures, the ones that persuade you to refinance your mortgage, outside of their Lucite holders and used them as fans.    Next, they pulled on those pens that are attached to the coils, and mounted to a base.  They pulled as far as they would give and then let go, allowing the pens to fly airborne back onto the high counters that they sat on, next to the deposit slips.   Then, they attacked the chairs, in a full-on jump-up –and- down kind of way.  The customers began to stare.  The tellers darted their eyes from them to … Continue reading →